Froggie Fan Gifts

'Fancy coming back to my pad?'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"And would you like flies with that?"

"Bailiff."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Pond Dipping...

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Way too much tongue!"

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Leap Frog

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