Froggy Fans Gifts

Mean Frogs

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Bailiff."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Pond Dipping...

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Way too much tongue!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'Hey! No Tongues!'