Froggy Fans Gifts

Mean Frogs

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Bailiff."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Pond Dipping...

He wanted a different one.

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Fearless Frog Part 12

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Way too much tongue!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Leap Frog