Froggy Food Fan Gifts

Cafe serving frogs legs - customer comes out jumping.

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Beware of the frog"

"Bailiff."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Pond Dipping...

He wanted a different one.

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Fearless Frog Part 12

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Way too much tongue!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Romantic Frogs

Frog Baby Names

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Baby frog with fly mobile.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

What's the insect de jour?