Frog Foodies Gifts

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog in the puddles.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Frog flirting.

"Beware of the frog"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"And would you like flies with that?"

The Frog Prince

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Fearless Frog Part 12

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"Way too much tongue!"

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

What's the insect de jour?

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Leap Frog

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Frog Baby Names