Frog Foodies Pillows

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog in the puddles.

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

The Frog Prince

"And would you like flies with that?"

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"Way too much tongue!"

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Leap Frog

What's the insect de jour?

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Frog Baby Names

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.