Foodie Frogs Pillows

Frog: 'Soup of the day, with extra flies please!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Frog in the puddles.

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Beware of the frog"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"And would you like flies with that?"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Way too much tongue!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Frog Baby Names

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'