Frog Lover Pillows

'Don't even tell me it's a wart.'

Frog

"Tell us again about Monet, Grandpa."

"Okay, why are we praying for this class? We can jump for free whenever we want."

"Are you sure about this? My first husband only needed a kiss before the big switcheroo."

Frog Gets Hit By Golf Ball.

'Maybe next time. I never kiss on a first date.'

"Oooh, that one was a bit gamey."

Tadpoles

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Well, I'm not sure, it wasn't in the least bit damp"

'And you call yourself an environmentalist!'

Total Bull Frog

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

Watch your mouth!

"What the?! Look out: stone skippers!"

Next water or dust...

"You're right. I should have expected slimy characters in this place."

"...some of these tadpoles may not be yours."

'Hiya dad!'

Princess reads sign: 'NO fishing' NO kissing frogs'.

Economy Du France

Hip-Hop.

'Kiss me, but NO tongue!'

Fly Fishing

'I'll bet you could keep lots of frogs in that shoe box.'

Accountant. Wait

Military Procurement Center. Next time you purchase amphibious vehicles make sure they're not just regular sedans filled with frogs!

No caption (A frog dips a tea bag full of flies into a cup).

"Now that I'm no longer a frog, I'd like to focus on my career."

"Miss Dobson, get somebody from security up here, pronto!"

"I like him. He reminds me of me when I was a frog."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.