Frog Fanatic Gifts

'Yes, you're right... This dinner invitation from the French Embassy is highly suspicious!'

'Who gets the soup with the fly in it?'

'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'

'If that tongue leaves your mouth I'm gonna cut it off.'

'Oh well, this is not at all what I thought it would be...'

"Excuse you. Don't embarrass me in public."

Frog awkward moments,

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Tadpole Swimming Lessons.

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

Who's the one with the fly in his soup?

'You've pur on some weight, Irving.'

'Stealin' my stash again, eh Wanda? Well, I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly... Perhaps she'll die.'

'I hear there are some mighty big frogs in this lake.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Competing frogs in carnival frog jump share their 'How I got caught' stories...

Toad at Food & Drug Administration: 'Take a memo- we will no longer try to regulate witches...'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Toad Rage

'I though you were on the pill!'

Frog catching a fly with a net.

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

Frog Baby Names

"Wait a minute...you did WHAT to those who missed the sales targets??!"

"Bonsoir, madame et monsieur le vert. Do you want to be seated under the fly catcher as always?"

Funky Facts: Frogs.

Ricochet

"If I were just 10 years younger..."

"It's an old photo."

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

A perverted frog exposes his fly.

Beware of the Frog