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'Yes, you're right... This dinner invitation from the French Embassy is highly suspicious!'

'Who gets the soup with the fly in it?'

'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'

'If that tongue leaves your mouth I'm gonna cut it off.'

'Oh well, this is not at all what I thought it would be...'

Frog awkward moments,

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

Who's the one with the fly in his soup?

'You've pur on some weight, Irving.'

'Stealin' my stash again, eh Wanda? Well, I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly... Perhaps she'll die.'

'I hear there are some mighty big frogs in this lake.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Competing frogs in carnival frog jump share their 'How I got caught' stories...

Toad at Food & Drug Administration: 'Take a memo- we will no longer try to regulate witches...'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Toad Rage

'I though you were on the pill!'

Frog catching a fly with a net.

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

Frog Baby Names

"Wait a minute...you did WHAT to those who missed the sales targets??!"

"Bonsoir, madame et monsieur le vert. Do you want to be seated under the fly catcher as always?"

Funky Facts: Frogs.

"If I were just 10 years younger..."

"It's an old photo."

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

A perverted frog exposes his fly.

Beware of the Frog

"Box of nine maggots, medium flies, large croak..."

"Beware of the frog"

"I'm psyched!"