Frog Lovers T-Shirts

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'

"Your destiny lies in a cottage industry"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Frog in the puddles.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Frog flirting.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"And would you like flies with that?"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Beware of the frog"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

The Frog Prince

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Fearless Frog Part 12

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Pond Dipping...

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

"Way too much tongue!"

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'