Frog Aficionados T-Shirts

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog in the puddles.

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"And would you like flies with that?"

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Way too much tongue!"

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Frog Baby Names

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Leap Frog

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"