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'Of course your knees hurt, it's all that darn jumping up and down!' - COLOUR

'Get him tested. He's got to be taking some kind of performance enhancing drug.'

'I'm not sure how to put this delicately, but I'm afraid your husband has croaked...!'

'Yes, you're right... This dinner invitation from the French Embassy is highly suspicious!'

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

'Psych!'

Princess and Frog at the Vets.

'To me, all the constellations looks like frogs.'

"Welcome aboard, Mr. Ryker. For a while you'll be a little frog in a big pond, but we need little frogs."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Can you make a noise like a frog, grandad? ... Daddy says we'll get lots of money when you croak.'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Frog in the puddles.

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"And would you like flies with that?"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Pond Dipping...

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Way too much tongue!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'