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'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

The plague of frogs begins

'Oh well, this is not at all what I thought it would be...'

'This is my forth time through the line - she can't tell us apart.'

"200 years ago this was swamp as far as the eye could see."

Leapfrog.

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Since you ask, I'm here to have some warts removed.'

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

'I dreamed last night that the animal rights people are getting us family allowances!'

"I miss that sense of fulfillment that I had when I was part of a plague."

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

Ted hits puberty...

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

"Yes, I do have amazing jumping power but I only eat performance enhancing bugs."

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"I never do vivisection on a first date."

"Don't laugh, you should see him catch fly balls."

'Here comes the in-flight meal.'

'Perkins - do you spend your whole day hanging round the water cooler?'

Frog mistakes blender for time machine.

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

Frogman catches a fly with his tongue.

'I'd rather remain a frog thanks.'

'No, I'm not really a handsome prince, but it's a great way to meet girls.'

Handsome young prince needs money or a kiss.

'You think you've got it bad!..I too waas cursed by the same witch..Have you ever tried pursuading a princess to kiss a dog turd?'

"Kiss me, and I'll tell you next month's price of

"Have you tried hitting the rewind button?"

"We met when I needed a frog to dissect an biology class."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"I got to keep my gift... Tommy's mom won't let him have a frog!"

Frog's Dinner

Leap Frog

Frogs wearing business suits sit perched on floating briefcases in a pond.