Frog Enthusiast Mugs

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

The plague of frogs begins

'This is my forth time through the line - she can't tell us apart.'

'Oh well, this is not at all what I thought it would be...'

Leapfrog.

"200 years ago this was swamp as far as the eye could see."

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

'Since you ask, I'm here to have some warts removed.'

'I dreamed last night that the animal rights people are getting us family allowances!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'No, I'm not really a handsome prince, but it's a great way to meet girls.'

"I never do vivisection on a first date."

"Have you tried hitting the rewind button?"

Ted hits puberty...

"I got to keep my gift... Tommy's mom won't let him have a frog!"

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

Handsome young prince needs money or a kiss.

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"Yes, I do have amazing jumping power but I only eat performance enhancing bugs."

'I'd rather remain a frog thanks.'

Frog mistakes blender for time machine.

Frogman catches a fly with his tongue.

"Don't laugh, you should see him catch fly balls."

'Perkins - do you spend your whole day hanging round the water cooler?'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'You think you've got it bad!..I too waas cursed by the same witch..Have you ever tried pursuading a princess to kiss a dog turd?'

'Here comes the in-flight meal.'

"We met when I needed a frog to dissect an biology class."

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

"I miss that sense of fulfillment that I had when I was part of a plague."

"Kiss me, and I'll tell you next month's price of

A planet like ours - "Unfortunately for the princess, this was a deadly poison arrow frog."

"It's the warmest saucepan since records began"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."