Frog Fans Mugs

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

"I thought you were on the pill."

"She just got her period, which is why she's using a maxi pad."

Dog and frog playing football.

"I croaked. How about you?"

"That's a coincidence. I'm a Princess who was turned into a frog by a wicked witch. Do you think it would work if I kissed you?"

"I had a huge crush on him, he was so handsome, but then this girl kissed him and he transformed into a human: I was heart-broken..."

Frog to frog: I went to a yoga class, but the instructor didn't know squat.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'Do you want flies with that?'

Frogs playing basketball.

100,000 ! You weren't joking about wanting a big family '.

'I would have named my kids, but what's the point? Only about one out of a hundred survive.'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Bailiff."

"And would you like flies with that?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Pond Dipping...

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'