Frog Fans Mugs

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

"I thought you were on the pill."

"She just got her period, which is why she's using a maxi pad."

Dog and frog playing football.

"I croaked. How about you?"

"That's a coincidence. I'm a Princess who was turned into a frog by a wicked witch. Do you think it would work if I kissed you?"

"I had a huge crush on him, he was so handsome, but then this girl kissed him and he transformed into a human: I was heart-broken..."

Frog to frog: I went to a yoga class, but the instructor didn't know squat.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'Do you want flies with that?'

Frogs playing basketball.

100,000 ! You weren't joking about wanting a big family '.

We aren't talking about you --- I said "ribbit"!

'I would have named my kids, but what's the point? Only about one out of a hundred survive.'

"Oooh, that one was a bit gamey."

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

Maybe I'm just being a sucker for marketing, but I think bottled pond scum water really does taste better.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

"And would you like flies with that?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Bailiff."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Fearless Frog Part 12