Frog Admirer Mugs

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'I think this might explain the disappearing frog population.'

The first princess to kiss me liked frogs' legs.

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

'Okay that's really getting on my nerves now.' - Prince croaking

'Next!'

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

'Your relatives kept me awake all night with their croaking!

Bull Frog: 'I'll be the best prince ever! I'll bring prosperity to the land and stability to the economy.'

'Now that I'm in a smaller pond, I suppose I'll have to lower my expectations!'

'Ever since I started wearing this fake crown, lovely girls have kept coming up and kissing me...'

"So, turn me into a frog would you."

Hip hop frog listening to music

'I admire your floatibility.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"She's just being Koi."

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Beware of the frog"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Caterpillar Portrait

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"And would you like flies with that?"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"You've changed."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"