Frog Admirer Gifts

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'I think this might explain the disappearing frog population.'

The first princess to kiss me liked frogs' legs.

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

'Okay that's really getting on my nerves now.' - Prince croaking

"No, no. I meant like the music of Prince!"

'Next!'

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

'Your relatives kept me awake all night with their croaking!

Bull Frog: 'I'll be the best prince ever! I'll bring prosperity to the land and stability to the economy.'

'Now that I'm in a smaller pond, I suppose I'll have to lower my expectations!'

'Ever since I started wearing this fake crown, lovely girls have kept coming up and kissing me...'

"So, turn me into a frog would you."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Hip hop frog listening to music

'I admire your floatibility.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Frog flirting.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"She's just being Koi."

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Beware of the frog"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Caterpillar Portrait

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"And would you like flies with that?"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"You've changed."