Frog Appreciator Gifts

"Can you keep a secret?"

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"And would you like flies with that?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

A Venus cow trap.

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Way too much tongue!"

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Frog Baby Names

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Leap Frog

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'