Frog Collector Gifts

'What if I told you I'm a billionaire golf pro?'

Grace For Flies

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Frog flirting.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"And would you like flies with that?"

"Beware of the frog"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Fearless Frog Part 12

Pond Dipping...

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

"Way too much tongue!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"