Frog And Toad Collectors Gifts

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"And would you like flies with that?"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Way too much tongue!"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Frog Baby Names

S**t Threw a Goose

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Leap Frog

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"...some of these tadpoles may not be yours."