Toad Enthusiasts Gifts

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

Ike and Tina Turtle.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

Leap Frog

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'I'm going to be a little late.'