Toad Fanatic Gifts

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"That's mine!"

"Beware of the frog"

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Fearless Frog Part 12

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Way too much tongue!"

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Sober Tooth Tiger

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Frog Baby Names

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

Ricochet

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"I like fountains very much!"

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"