Toad Fanatic T-Shirts

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Frog flirting.

"That's mine!"

"Beware of the frog"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Way too much tongue!"

Sober Tooth Tiger

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Frog Baby Names

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"I like fountains very much!"

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

"I think the zoo is in financial trouble: the keepers have replaced all the 'do not feed the animals' signs by 'please do feed the animals'..."

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'