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Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"And would you like flies with that?"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

Ike and Tina Turtle.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

Leap Frog

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"