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"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Piranhaclaus

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Happy Hour

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

Spring Training

"He's gone goth"

"Eat my dust!"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"She's just being Koi."

Bears

Dog Park / Cat Park

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Garbage in, garbage out!"