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"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Piranhaclaus

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Happy Hour

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"He's gone goth"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

TSA Noah

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Spring Training

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"She's just being Koi."

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Eat my dust!"

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."