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'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

Ike and Tina Turtle.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

Leap Frog

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

Fearless Frog Part 19

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"