Toad Lover Gifts

"That's my lunch."

"It's nice when all the kids get together at Christmas, but..."

Santa Claus's Mail

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

That one has all the batteries!

Menu Dating

"He's already getting attached to you."

Slinky Cow World

Turtle Trailer Court

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"We haven't danced in ages."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Tortoises breakdancing

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"Oooh, that one was a bit gamey."

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

"...some of these tadpoles may not be yours."

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'