Toad Appreciator Gifts

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Laboratory Retriever

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Say cheese!

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"I've downsized."

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

Rabbits picknick

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

"Get ready."

Musical Dog

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"It's nice when all the kids get together at Christmas, but..."

"I see you're still riding around in one of those peanut guzzlers."

'Can you do anything about this 'Turkey neck' of mine, Doctor?'

Born to be a Sound Engineer.

Hamster.

'It's all settled. You get the house and car. You get the kids. And you get custody of the canary.'