Toad Appreciator Mugs

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Laboratory Retriever

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Say cheese!

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"I've downsized."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

David Attenborough

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

Rabbits picknick

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

Musical Dog

"Get ready."

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Santa uses reindeer parts.

"It's nice when all the kids get together at Christmas, but..."

The real reason for Schubert's "Unfinished Symphony".

"I see you're still riding around in one of those peanut guzzlers."

'Can you do anything about this 'Turkey neck' of mine, Doctor?'

Hamster.

Born to be a Sound Engineer.