Animal Trophy Appreciator Gifts

Santa uses reindeer parts.

Family with pets.

The Salmon Run

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Thug life on safari.

Laboratory Retriever

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

Say cheese!

"No, son. Let him finish."

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Turtle shooting baskets has rim on shell.

Rabbits picknick

David Attenborough

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

Cat Olympics

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Polar bear looking forward to fish for dinner.

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Musical Dog

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

"You are not what I expected."

"Get ready."

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

It's just not going to work. I'm looking for a mole with more tunnel vision.

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'