Animal Trophy Appreciator T-Shirts

Family with pets.

The Salmon Run

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Thug life on safari.

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Laboratory Retriever

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

Say cheese!

"No, son. Let him finish."

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Rabbits picknick

Cat Olympics

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

Turtle shooting baskets has rim on shell.

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Polar bear looking forward to fish for dinner.

Musical Dog

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"You are not what I expected."

"Get ready."

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

It's just not going to work. I'm looking for a mole with more tunnel vision.

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."