Party Animal Appreciator T-Shirts

The 'Horrible Bore in the Company' Compared with the 'Lion of the Party'

"You should see the rangers' Christmas party... And they call us wild animals!"

Skipping Horse

Sloaney Pony.

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Lactose Intolerant

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cat Nip.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Early photobombing

Join me in a Martini?

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Bubbly

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Social Distancing Club

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Balancing two espresso martinis

Beers

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Wolf Karaoke

Family with pets.