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A dog party using toilet water and a toilet as their version of a Punchbowl.

'Well, I never! Charles, you didn't tell me this was going to be a catnip party!'

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cat Nip.

Party Animals.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Join me in a Martini?

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Bubbly

Early photobombing

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Beers

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Canape?

Green Balloon

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Wolf Karaoke

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."