Party Animal Aficionado Gifts

A dog party using toilet water and a toilet as their version of a Punchbowl.

'Well, I never! Charles, you didn't tell me this was going to be a catnip party!'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Sloaney Pony.

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Party Animals.

Cat Nip.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Join me in a Martini?

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Early photobombing

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Bubbly

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Canape?

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Balancing two espresso martinis

Beers

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Wolf Karaoke

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'