Animal Party Enthusiast Gifts

French Animal Noises.

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Party Animals.

Cat Nip.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Join me in a Martini?

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Bubbly

Early photobombing

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Beers

Canape?

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Wolf Karaoke

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."