Animal Party Enthusiast Mugs

French Animal Noises.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Cat Nip.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Party Animals.

Early photobombing

Join me in a Martini?

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Bubbly

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Beers

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Green Balloon

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Wolf Karaoke

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."