Party Animal Enthusiast Mugs

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Mr. Lion was on his best behavior at the barnyard animals' party. Then he sneezed.'

There's no need to behave like a wild animal...but it's FUN!!!

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cat Nip.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Party Animals.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Join me in a Martini?

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Bubbly

Early photobombing

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Beers

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Canape?

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Green Balloon

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Wolf Karaoke

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?