Party Animal Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Mr. Lion was on his best behavior at the barnyard animals' party. Then he sneezed.'

There's no need to behave like a wild animal...but it's FUN!!!

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Sloaney Pony.

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party Animals.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Bubbly

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Join me in a Martini?

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Beers

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Wolf Karaoke

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed