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'Me? I'm from a one horse town. . . It was incredibly lonely.'

MA Certificate - Master of Alcohol.

'It's not what you know, it's WHO you know.'

'We're all gonna have lovely hangovers in the morning!'

"Typical, I'm going to a party tonight and I haven't got a single spot!"

"Never mind the water - we're missing cocktails with the gang."

"The night is young...but we are not"

Chef De Party.

"Don't look him in the mouth! Don't look him in the mouuuthhh!!"

'Sorry dude, you're killing me, I can't party all night, every night: I'm diurnal remember!'

Of course your lighter won't work. That's your cell phone.

"It's the bloke upstairs. Can you stop snoring, he's trying to have a party."

Monday already, how time flies.

Beaujolais

Tyrannosaurus Wrecked.

'I love you guys!'

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

City centre pub.

Vodka

"I'm not sure he could handle ANOTHER stag night."

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

Winter jumpers

Tequila Mocking Bird

New Year's Eve Dinner

"He hangs out at parties, and gets smashed, but he wants me to believe he's always being attacked by innocent little school children."

'We're selling videos of the wild wild neighborhood party. . .'

Photobooth Photobomb

"We better go - our dog's starting to look bored!"

We recently tried taking our first group selfie, with mixed results, at best. We think the problem was a combination of not enough pixels and too much beer.

"So, tin cans and just general garbage and stuff. Do we want any appetizers?"

"Well, I guess that's the last time the Cullings ever invite us over!"

A Series of Misadventures.

Robin Hood and his very merry men.