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'Oh, it's just what I wanted!'

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Cat Nip.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Bubbly

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Early photobombing

Join me in a Martini?

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Balancing two espresso martinis

Wolf Karaoke

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Beers

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Margarita

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Santa does a keg stand.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."