Party Pal T-Shirts

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I, TikTok."

Theatre Crowd

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Prosecco

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

PIna Colada

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

Prosecco

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

Pint

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'