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'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

"Can I borrow a pen?"

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

List making as therapy.

Boys in the cloakroom.

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

"Good arm."

'And that one is the mistake I made in Act II, Scene III, line 14 of Hamlet.'

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

"The election result was predictably unpredictable."

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

The Garrick Theatre

Tired of Waiting for Godot

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

Mourning Pens

Terrifically Twickenham

Stationery Officer