Playtime Pal T-Shirts

"Good arm."

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"My mom won't let me play with anyone like me!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"A little help, please."

Theatre Crowd

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Little doctor.

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Boy and his dog

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Rocking Horse

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Children's Imagination

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Extra innings.

'Peekaboo!'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

I love bathtime.