Playground Pal T-Shirts

'Is this your son? We need to talk!'

'Come on, I did it for you...'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'Don't hide anywhere I can't see you!'

Terrifically Twickenham

"I'll be right back. . . I have to check my email."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Theatre Crowd

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

Children playing football.

Playground Pipe Dreams

Basketball

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Mood Swings.

Converted Parking Garage

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Office Park

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Turn Down For What.

'Nice Header, Lauren!'