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'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

World Tour.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Theatre Crowd

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

The High Line at Giza

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Moms gone wild

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Whittlers Mother

'So, your anger management class is working?'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

Stories about crumbs

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'