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"I've gotten the muzzle off but I'm still operating under a gag order."

"Oh well, suppose I'd better go - time's fun when you're having flies..."

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Theatre Crowd

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"What other tricks does he need?"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"I forget to drink."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Surreal ale

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'The Saxon King' pub

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"Just water for me, please."

Barman In Love.

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Fancy a pint?

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'