Pool Pal T-Shirts

"Oh—and look out for the shark!"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Theatre Crowd

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Bishops Snooker

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

Swimming Champion.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"Son, politics like pool is a game of divide and conquer."