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'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

One of Many California Gene Pools

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

The Interloper.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'Has anything changed since your Dad won the lottery?'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

Shark in the swimming pool.

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

Ultimately, Wyatt's curiosity got the better of him.

"Oh, quit looking so uncomfortable! It's a pool party! You can't wear a cape and formal wear to a pool party."