Pool Party Participants T-Shirts

'Has anyone noticed they're losing weight yet? Cause I know I haven't.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

The Perfect Cannonball

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

A termite practical joke.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

The Interloper.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Join me in a beer?

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Has anything changed since your Dad won the lottery?'