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"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"This is how I enjoy the sun."

Bring your own inflatable.

Toys in Babeland

'Next time, bring the kid, lose the duckie.'

Mr. Popularity.

"Don't worry, it's just a dummy. It's for atmosphere."

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

A termite practical joke.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

The Interloper.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'